Wednesday 4 August 2010

The Sharks Are Coming


MC Hammer's involvement in MMA: funny at first, but all-too-quickly a worrying sign of things to come.


He's a shark in baggy pants and he's coming for your sport.


A professional idiot who has in his time filed for bankruptcy and left boxing in his dust. Credentials that make him an ideal candidate to manage the burgeoning careers of up-and-coming MMA stars.


We recommend you listen to his interview with Ariel Helwani on 'The MMA Hour' to get that sick feeling in your stomach. His lack of knowledge of even his own fighters (Antonio Hardonk?) fills our hearts with hope and joy.


There's plenty more where he's from, just waiting to sink their teeth into a growing sport and bleed it dry. Just look to the festering state of professional boxing for a whatnottodo.


DON KING IS WAITING IN THE WINGS...

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