We like to jump on the bandwagon as much as the next guy.
Following the recent spate of dubious decisions and knee-jerk calls for a complete rethink of scoring fights, we thought: 'Hey, why stop there? Why not not overhaul the entire thing?'
1. Eye for an eye
F*** points deductions. You kick a guy in the sack, you get one straight back AND he gets to take a run up.
2. Absolutely no ref stoppages
If you've been KO'd, that's your problem. We see no reason to let that stop Brock while he's getting in his stride. Maybe in future you'll think twice about having a lie down.
3. Bonus points
We can giveth as well as taketh away. Extra points for fruity walk outs and weigh-ins, guaranteeing TPK fave 'Filthy' Tom Lawlor the 'W' every time. Anyone even attempting a superman punch would be rewarded, same goes for the spinning back kick/elbow.
4. Take that, Fitch!
If a fight goes the distance, both fighters are deducted 50% of their pay. Similar to the stoppage bonuses in TUF, but slightly more sadistic.
5. The Koscheck advantage
If your opponent's name is Josh Koscheck: Congratulations, you've won! (You are also allowed to use weapons. In fact, it's encouraged).
6. The Koscheck disadvantage
If your name is Josh Koscheck: Bad luck, cockbag! You lose!
7. 'He is my brother, I will not fight him'
Yes you f***ing will. All training partners, friends and relatives will be made to fight each other. Regardless of any weight or gender differences. In future, only train with people you hate that are smaller than you.
8. Lay and pray and...NOTHING
You wanna lie on top of your opponent and rub up and down like a sex offender? Point deduction for every second this happens. Expect minus points.
9. Tag team MMA.
...And not necessarily even sided. Could Fedor beat Lesnar? Could he beat Overeem? Carwin? He sure as shit couldn't beat all three of them at once.
10. MMA/soccer.
Tired of 0-0 draws? Tired of players diving? Let Brock solve it! Give those diving cheats a reason to go down, and when they do: UNLEASH THE BEAST!
